“

Sorry I murdered everyone at your party, but as an introvert, I prefer one-on-one interactions to group gatherings.

I’m really sorry that everyone is dead. I prefer animals to people.

Sorry I killed everybody! I just really need my alone time.

Sorry that everyone is dead. They weren’t respecting my quiet power and inner strength. It’s a common misconception that introverts can’t lead; we’re just not always the first to speak up.

Sorry I butchered all of your friends in front of you. It’s just that I’d rather curl up at home with a good book than go to a party.

”

– Sorry I Murdered Everyone. I’m an Introvert.  (via mykabering)




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