We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of his great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? N o  f u c k i n g  w a y.