[kisses you many times] thank you

1. PANSY IS SO SMART she’s got almost all O’s in her classes and even that silly grinny gryffindor Lupin couldn’t stop her from enjoying class

2. so yes she doesn’t like gryffindors at. all. but thats because they’re so proud and pompous JUST because they’re gryffindor

3. she’s pretty sure the universe is trying to screw her over most of the time but she won’t let it hold her back at all.

4. after hogwarts she loses everything p much. her dad dies and her stepmummy (that hates her btw) takes everything for herself. she builds her life back up completely on her own and finds surprising friendships in hermione granger, ginny weasley, and harry potter. ron takes longer to come around, but he does eventually.

5. during her “lost everything” period, she slips up some nights and ends up in muggle bars or worse, in some sketchy basement, but when she becomes friends with “those bloody friendly gryffindors” they always make sure she’s okay. (also draco and blaise are still v much a part of her life)

bonus: (this is more of a plot bunny of mine) she goes to the weddings of all the weasley siblings and slowly grows a romantic attachment to neville that she never felt when they would all hang out. they become close and she hides her romanticky feelings but one day he blurts out how he feels (because how can he do anything any other way) and she’s so happy she kisses him in the middle of him apologizing for “saying all of that. i shouldn’t have said that. we’re friends, you don’t li—”