1. oh my god he wore glasses and they made him look 500x sexier than he already was

2. he was asexual but always had girls all over him. whenever he would turn a girl down, he would do it lightly

3. his first duel was when he was 13 and he sent the guy to the hospital wing

4. when he was 16 a girl forced herself on him and the night ended in him threatening her with his wand at her neck to never touch him again and to never speak of this with anyone

5. he was such a teacher’s pet it’s ridiculous. as long as he got top notch grades, he knew no one would second guess him

this is shit i’m sorry